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Not a song, but one of our favorite pieces from Season Five. Featured in a Zine called Babble, and featuring Voice Actor Jarin Johnson-Krough. We were very fortunate to have Jarin on the show and are very thankful for him highlighting the magnificent exploits of Lobster Life in this piece.

lyrics

Diary of a Lobster
Written by Madeline Virtue

[sound effect: distance water filtration bubbles]

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Day one -

MR BUBBLE: It’s so bright in here, I can’t see very far
without bumping into things. That’s probably my own bad. I
have no idea what it is. There’s a bunch of us in here, I
haven’t gotten everyone’s names yet. I tried to say “hi!
I’m Mr. Bubble,” but no one paid attention to me. Except
one. One of the other lobsters showed me around, pointed
out some nice rocks, and shiny things in the distance. His
name was Greg. I like Greg, Greg is nice.

[pause for a good few seconds]

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Day 3 –

MR BUBBLE: Greg is gone. I don’t know where he went, but
he’s gone. It’s like he never even existed. None of the
others know where he went, and some even had the audacity
to say, “oh, it happens all the time.” I don’t believe
that. Something’s got to be going on. I’ve got to find my
Greg. I can’t lose the one friend I’ve got.

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Day 10 –

MR BUBBLE: Someone else has gone missing. I have
investigated every nook and cranny of this place. I have
found there is a forcefield in every direction. Beyond,
there are monsters. I cannot see their faces, but they’re
there.

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Day 14 –

MR BUBBLE: I’ve made an ally, a new lobster named Conrad.
He got here this evening, he has no idea how he got here.

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Day 17 –

MR BUBBLE: Conrad has disappeared. I’ve started talking to
the others. No one remembers how they got here. A few

remember an open ocean. Most remember a world much like
this.

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Day 19 –

MR BUBBLE: I am the last left – none of the originals are
here. It’s only me. The new ones, the young ones, have no
idea what I’ve seen. I’ve seen claws; fleshy, pale claws
reach into our waters. The force field does not protect us.
Oh no, they’re approaching again, the ceiling has gone –

[sinister bubble noises]

credits

from Vocal Fry the Voice Actor Way, released August 7, 2019
Our Lovable Lobster:
Jarin-Johnson Krough

Narrated by:
Charles Harper

Written By:
Madeline Virtue

Recorded/Mixed/Mastered:
Jacob Torres of Outtales.com

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Viking Radio Theatre Bellingham, Washington

Viking Radio Theatre is a program bringing back the flair and unique theatrical thrill of radio drama to today’s airwaves.

Our shows dramatize theatrical scripts into an audio form, telling the story with voice and sound effect. During each program we try to bring a variety of scripts, so that each episode has something for everyone; be it comedy, suspense, drama or science fiction.
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