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Special Thanks to Cora Shields for saving every last quote from producing Season Five of Viking Radio Theatre.

Amidst late night recording sessions, producing episodes in the middle of Finals, and just the funny dribbling lines our creative team speaks while trying on our different voices and hats.

lyrics

I saw a meme recently
Penguins on an Italian sofa with fudge
Imagine this, but with CHEESE
I know you’re a little bit of pure boy

You can fight me later Jarod
I brush my teeth like four times a day!
You haven’t busted a phat enough rhyme Jarod
Heaven is a cat cafe

GRAMS

Poop Journal: dignity is a myth
Free is a price
Death and love—what’s the difference?
I don’t like guns but whiskey is nice

This is what nothing looks like: a donut
Flat Earthers are not a political party
It’s a fuzzy space donut
Oprah watches you while you sleep

GRAMS

[CHORUS]
Just throw water on a grease fire:
Good rule of thumb
I surrender to the music god . . .
If there is one
Please let me tell you about giraffe
Life sucks, and then you laugh

These are all real things we’ve said
Doesn’t mean we’re out of our heads
The only reason they sound like nonsense
Is because they’re said out of context (Out of context)

GRAMS

I’m not drunk—I had lemon water
He’s not classy cause he pees on his leg
You hate bugs and nut butters
I can make a bread

Skim milk is lying to you
When you do calculus you die
Meanwhile from the bathroom
I held Nicolas Cage all night

GRAMS

[CHORUS]
Just throw water on a grease fire:
Good rule of thumb
I surrender to the music god . . .
If there is one
Please let me tell you about giraffe
Life sucks, and then you laugh

These are all real things we’ve said
Doesn’t mean we’re out of our heads
The only reason they sound like nonsense
Is because they’re said out of context (Out of context)

GRAMS

I know you don’t mean to diss me
I thought it would be jazz but it’s this
I love talking. I love talking when no one is listening.
You’re a bug racist

Hey guys wanna hear my new guitar solo?

[kazoo solo]

[CHORUS]
Just throw water on a grease fire:
Good rule of thumb
I surrender to the music god . . .
If there is one
Please let me tell you about giraffe
Life sucks, and then you laugh

These are all real things we’ve said
Doesn’t mean we’re out of our heads
The only reason they sound like nonsense
Is because they’re said out of context (Out of context)

[repeat “out of context”]

GRAMS

credits

from Vocal Fry the Voice Actor Way, released August 7, 2019
Written by Cora Shields

Guitar *cough cough* Kazoo Solo:
Jennifer Harbick

Vocals:
Jacob Torres
Jennifer Harbick
Cora Sheilds
Charles Harper

Lead Guitar:
Chelsea Peter of Abnormal Psyche

Rhythm Guitar:
Jacob Torres

Recorded/Mixed/Mastered:
Jacob Torres of Outtales.com

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Viking Radio Theatre Bellingham, Washington

Viking Radio Theatre is a program bringing back the flair and unique theatrical thrill of radio drama to today’s airwaves.

Our shows dramatize theatrical scripts into an audio form, telling the story with voice and sound effect. During each program we try to bring a variety of scripts, so that each episode has something for everyone; be it comedy, suspense, drama or science fiction. ... more

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